Saturday, November 17, 2012

Twinkies

Here we go again. The world has lost something and now it's up to us
to have feelings about it. It's Amy Winehouse all over again.

In this case, it's the Hostess snack cake company; specifically the
Twinkie. No one really cared about Twinkies until we learned Hostess
was shutting down and I'll tell you why: the Twinkie is a sub-par
snack cake. It's filler. It's fluff with a creamy filling. People
only get Twinkies when there are no Little Debbies around. You want a
good snack cake? Get a Fudge Round, a Star Crunch, or a Zebra Cake
like a good American.

The bottom line is, we're still fat Americans and someone will start
making Twinkies again, but step up your snack game people. Life is
short.