Rick Santorum, a candidate for Command-Nerd-in-Chief, spent nearly $100,000 on sweater vests in February in a move that can only be described as Urkellian in nature. According to Politico, Santorum's embattled campaign is offering a sweater vest for each donation of at least $100. So, if you are the sort of person who enjoys wasting money and votes, and likes to look like a dweeb doing it, then this is like Christmas in March.
Santorum (as President): Ok, so the deficit's at $15 trillion. So we need to sell 150 billion sweater vests. Get knittin', Grandma!
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